ONE DIRECTION LIVIN' THE LIFE

Chapter 4

*///ONE DIRECTION; LIVIN' THE LIFE///*
One Direction; THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET!!!! Like you never have seen them before, IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM!!!! *~~~~~~ONE DIRECTION RANDOM OVERLOAD!!!!!!!~~~~~~*
Enjoy from Flipper McMuffin a.k.a MEEEEE!!!!!
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Chapter 4

And our hero came sprinting into the building, went over to the elevator pushed the button of doom, and waited 2 minutes when he finally saw the 'out of order' sign that covered the whole elevator. You could easily overlook it. (No you could'nt!!!)

"Hello Stairs, then we meet again...my old friend or should I say enemy" Our Hero said, while raising a brow at the staircase.

He ran up the stairs like a lightningbolt or a racecar or a pigeon...on fire, or a unicorn......on fire,...or a paper-plane....on fire!!!! Basicly anything on fire!!!!

It was raining outside...Our Hero looked out the window and saw Nando's...He realized that he was hungry...

He was actually by his final distination by now, and was just about to kick the door in like total James Bond style, but he was hungry so he decided that it was the smartest most genius Einstein idea to go to Nando's before he went into action, so he walked back down stairs and off to Nando's.

~1 hour later~

Niall was finally by the top of the stairs...again

As you guessed, yes he was dying...

The stairs were Irish (with a moustache)

But Niall finally pulled himself off of the floor and got ready for the big kick to the door. But it didn't go as planned when the door was like: "hehehe lol you really thought that would work dumbass" Now he was lying on the cold hard ground, when an old lady walked out of her appartment that was right across the one he was trying to get into.

"What are you doing, dear?" Asked the old lady

"I'm The Blonde Leprechaun" said our hero proudly.

"Are you trying to get into Harold's appartment?" She asked.

"Maybe..." Our hero said

Niall was a little afraid that the old lady would start hitting him with her purse.

"Fine then, I have a key, Harold's a weirdo anyway" she said and unlocked the door, and went back inside her own appartment.

Niall made the whole rolling around on the floor, and all the other James Bond stuff, when he came inside the livingroom.

"...No say to him that.." Harry stopped midsentence and looked at Niall.

Harry was standing in the middle of the room, phone in hand, dark sunglasses that should make him look cool and a pink scarff around his neck. And of course the little white PONY that he was holding naturally in a leash. How did he even get a small HORSE up here!?!?!

They stood and looked at eachother for a long time

"Sooooooo....What are ya doing at my place?" Harry asked.

"I'm saving the day with my awesome super-Irish-direction-powers" Niall answered

"You don't have any super-Irish-direction-powers???!!!!" Harry said - (He was just stating a fact)

"You don't know what I've got Curly" Niall sassed.

Harry face-palmed

"Why are you even wearing does stupid clothes?" Harry asked

"Heeeeey they're not stupid!! Have YOU looked in the mirror lately" Niall asked.

Harry took a bite of a carrot which he shared with the pony "No" Harry said - (He was just stating a fact)

Niall rolled his eyes,

{Put awkward silence here}

"Hey Harry where do you want..." Some dude just came from the kitchen with a guitar in his hands, but got interrupted when he saw Niall

"Who are you peasant?" Niall asked pointing at the stranger

"None of your buiseness" Harry said

"Everything is my buiseness, I'm The Blond...."

"Blonde Lebrechaun yeah we know" Harry and the strange dude said

"If you must know He's in my new band?!" Harry said crossing his arms

"New band!?!?" Niall asked sad

"Yeah we're Hazza and the Horny-Boyz!" The strange guy said

"You can't have a new band, you're in One Direction" Niall whined

"It kinda looks like there's None Direction right now" Harry said

"But there could be...come back to us Harold" Niall said making a dramatic gesture on one knee.

"I have you super-hero costume" Niall said

"That's so cu...Wait why do you have my superhero costume" Harry said

Niall looked guiltily around the room

"Nando's?" Niall said more like a question

"I don't remember bringing it to Nando's" Harry said suspiciously

"Okay maybe I might kind off stole it...but that dosen't matter now take it Curly" Niall said giving Harry his superhero costume

"I'm still mad BTW, but Curly Cupcake are always ready for a challenge" Harry said (he was just stating a fact)

{ minutes later when Harry finally got his costume on}

"Curly Cupcake is on his way to make None Direction to One Direction" Harry yelled dramaticly

"I have written a speech" Harry took about 27 pages of paper from his pocket

He was just about to start when Liam a.k.a The Forkman busted into the room

"What are you doing here Liam?" Harry asked

"What am I doing!??!?! You're the one who's holdning a pony!!! Liam said

"Hey You leave Mr. Rainbow out of this!!" Harry said offended

"Anyway i was looking for Louis when I saw this note on his appartment door" Liam said and gave the note to Niall

"I have kidnapped Louis MUAHAHAHAHAHAH -S.T" Niall read outloud

"I think Louis has been kidnapped" Harry gasped.

"You think so.." Liam rolled his eyes

"S.T? Who's that?" Niall asked

"I dunno we should ask Zayn He's at the park" Liam said.

They all agreed

Then Mr. Rainbow ate the note

So they all decided that they would take Mr. Rainbow with them, so he wouldn't eat anyone else, and they left all the other bandmembers from Hazza and the Horny-Boyz in the appartment without saying anything,

{put cool exit here}

They were now on a mission to get their Louis back!!!

A/N MUHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOO CLIFFHANGER!!!

what will happen now? Who is S.T? And where are Louis? And do Zayn know who S.T is?? And why do Mr. Rainbow eat notes????? Well we'll se...

Love Mr. Rainbow!!!! Unicorn Power!!!!!👊👊👊

So Yeah that was that Chapter 👍

-Flipper McMuffin a.k.a: Meeeeee!!