ONE DIRECTION LIVIN' THE LIFE

Chapter 5

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Chapter 5

Our 3 heroes, Curly Cupcake, The Blonde Leprechaun and ForkMan,
Came flying in an Airballon which they may or may not have stolen from a guy that is none important in the story.
They had to restrain Mr. Rainbow or else he would probably fly out of the ballon which would probably end pretty much like... Dead Pony. Mr. Rainbow is like: "I belive i can fly, but i can't so I'm dead if I jump!"

Mr. Rainbow got bored so he tryed to eat Curly Cupcakes hair.

The Blonde Leprechaun and ForkMan just laughed at him.

It looked pretty funny.

Ha-ha

Then they came to the park... For the second time (The Blonde Leprechaun was not good with maps)

They were not really good at flying an Airballon because they didn't really have expirience, so they kinda maybe chrashed down on an old lady...woooops!!

So after getting hit (repeatly) with her purse....(no I'm just kiddin' they didn't get hit with her purse she couldn't even move, she was laying under a Airballon..NOT COOL GUYZ)

"Okay my fellow Superhero's we are going to split up so we can find Zayn and save the day!" Curly Cupcake said in his cool superhero voice.

"He's right over there" The Blonde Leprechaun said and pointed to a little pink slide were Zayn was sitting while a little girl with an icecream tried to get him down while using a large stick...

"no that's not him" The ForkMan said in a duh voice.

In the meantime Zayn had gotten tired of being hit with a stick, so he did the only thing he could think of, he took her icecream and threw it on the ground, so she started crying and ran away.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Blonde Leprechaun yelled distressed.

"WHY!??? WHYYYYYY!?! WHYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!! Why the icecream you never mess with da icecream!!!!!" The Blonde Leprechaun yelled and did the only thing he found fair, slowmotion cool-walk over to Zayn and slapped him right in da face!!!!! And tackled him to the ground.

"Okaaaaay it might be Zayn after all" The ForkMan said.

"Yeah greatest teamwork!!!" Curly Cupcake said and High-fived ForkMan.

"GUUUUUUUUYS A LITTLE HELP OVER HEREEE!!!" Zayn yelled as he tried to wiggle out from Niall's hold on him.

ForkMan and Curly Cupcake was happy to help and hit Blonde Lepechaun with a lamp (ForkMan stole it from Curly Cupcakes appartment cause it turned him on)

"Where have you been?? Why are you crying???" Liam/ForkMan asked Zayn that out of nowhere started crying

"I got raped by that tree over there" Zayn sniffled while pointing at a weird looking tree at the other end of the park.

"Yeah he looks like the kind of tree that does that" Blonde Leprechaun mumbled out while he was eating the icecream from the ground he had picked up.

"I'm sorry dude but we have to go The Striped Suspender got kidnapped by some guy S.T, do you have any idea of who that is?" Curly Cupcake asked.

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS I JUST GOT RAPED BY A VERY BAD TREE!!!! AND WHO THE FUSSS IS THE STRIPED SUSPENDER??????!!!!!" Zayn yelled he was very mad BTW!

After many hours of trying to get Zayn to tell the boys if he knew something they finally got him to calm down and he knew absolutely nothing, which was big disapointment.

Until Harry/Curly Cupcake got a text

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN
MEET ME AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER TOMORROW 6 P.M SHARP!!!!!
OR ELSE HE WILL DIE BTW
WITH LOVE S.T

"Bloody hell We have to fly to Paris immediately!!!!" Curly Cupcake exclaimed

"How should we do that?? THINK GUYS!!!" ForkMan said an put on his 'Thinking Face'

"We could take our private jet?" Zayn suggested

"Great idea Tree Lover Guy" ForkMan said

"WAIT!!!!, we have a private jet????" The Blonde Leprechaun asked surprised

"Yes we do" the other three said in unison

"Cool" the Blonde Leprachaun said but then started crying because Mr. Rainbow ate his icecream

And then the guys would have to fly to Paris to get Louis back from this S.T that had kidnapped him, he may have a crush on Harry cause he keept texting Cute texts to Harry. Which was weird cause he had kidnapped Louis..... Hmmm,mm Well anyway the Four boys were on their way to Paris... (They will just have to send Mr Rainbow or something)

A/N Anything can happen!!!!!
Who is S.T??? Does he have a crush on Harry??? And how will Zayn cope with being raped by a tree?? Will they safe Louis????
I dont know yet lol xD
Look forward to next chapter or something xD
- -Flipper McMuffin a.k.a Meeeeeee!!!