So a cat walks up to the bar, the MILK bar and he tell the bartender to get him a glass of milk, but the bartender realizes that cats can't talk so he must be dreaming
Why was six afaid of seven?
It wasn't; numbers are not life forms thus the do not have feelings.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
We are both lawyers
why do black people eat fried chicken so much?
because the enjoy it.
So a duck walks into that bar, and the bartender calls animal control and is realesed in a nearby park
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where is my tractor?
Did see the new movie theater in town?
No.
Oh. me neither
