Bellatrix:WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY DIE!!!!!!
Voldemort: WHAT??!?!??!??
Harry Potter: Voldy and Bella sitting in a tree K I S S I N G!!!
Bellatrix: I WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN I HATE THAT FILTHY HALF BLOOD!!!!
Voldemort: I heard that
Bellatrix: I KNOW!!!!!
* Bellatrix has left to go drop tubas on Lucius and her husband who she hates*
This is how it would go if I wrote Harry Potter
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Potterhead Stuffs
RandomThis is a book that is very only for potterheads and Twilight dummies. I am very strong about my fandom so I take this stuff very siriusly, and one more thing TWILIGHT IS ILLEGAL IN MY HOUSE SO!!!! Also by house I mean profile.
