It was a cold winters day in Hagrids hut, Hagrid had just came back from the Forbidden Forest. Hagrid had just sat down after making some dank ass wizard weed. Then Hagrid heard a loud knock at the door and it was Harry holding a paper saying that the wizard had been taken over by Voldemort. As Hagrid went to grab the paper he was overwelmed by ex. He wad so ex. That he took the paper and made it into z joint. He made a puff puff and handed it to Harry and harrys pants flew off revearling voldamorts face on his ass cheaks. Voldamort hissed and screamed knowing it was his only weakness, hagrid knew what to do. Hagrid stuffed wizard weed into harrys asshole and voldamort said "I'm leavn." Hadgird grabed voldamort by his noes and at that moment all of them teleported to the ministry of dank wizard weed and everyone there stared at them as they slowly droped their pants to the ground and as voldamort let out a shear smilie he looked at this little boy(the boy was neville) that was there for no reason, Neville started to run for his dear life, he couldn't fight him with magic cause he sucks ass at it(voldamorts ass if you know what I'm saying*wink wonk*) voldamort was still attached to harry ass but harry didn't want to leave hadgrid so he went as well. And that is when santa came and told them to get in his bag czuse it was saafe but little did they know it was a german sex dungeon. They sat there scared at what has happened and out of the corner of their eyes they saw satan and sherk jerking off as they were fisting berney sanders, and little did they know......they were next.
THE END? Maybe,maybe not.
