alfiejoness: matt lied like not even ten minutes after he posted that last photo he asked me to be his boyfriend so have some gay
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usera: ew keep it in the bedroom
userb: can u hear that? it's the sound of me screeching
userc: IM YELLIN THIS IS SO CUTE
alfiejoness: lmao we're literally in a bedroom @usera
matthewdaddario: u rlly are good at dealing w things aren't u
alfiejoness: thanks babe @matthewdaddario
matthewdaddario: that wasn't a compliment
kitkatsmeow: me too matt, me too @matthewdaddario
alfiejoness: i hate both of you?? @matthewdaddario @kitkatsmeow
userd: where's veronica and jesse??
alfiejoness: veronica's in the shower and jesse's on date @userd
usere: mY BBY JESSES ON A DATE THEY GROW UP SO FAST
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DONT DRINK AND DM ━ Matthew Daddario ✓
Fanfictionin which Alfie Jones gets wasted and accidentally DMs Matthew Daddario on Instagram UNDER CONSTRUCTION MATTHEW DADDARIO/OC SOCIAL MEDIA/REAL LIFE