Interviewing the Gods

Interviewing the Gods: Ares

Q- Hi Ares. We will be talking about Percy Jackson today. Using only 5 words describe Percy.

A- Runt, Loser *cough, powerful, cough*, Idiot, and Coward.

Q- Did you call him powerful?

A- NO!

Q- I'm quite sure you did.

A- You wanna bet?! 'Pulls out spear'

'swallows' "Umm... no. You said he was poor. Yeah, thats what you said."

A- Thats definatly what I said.

Q- Anyway, why is he a runt?

A- He's puny, even for a mortal. When we were fighting he was like up to my hip.

Q- Okay, why is he a loser.

A- Because he is. He gave up immortality. I could have pulverized him to a pulp everyday and he would still come back.

Q- Why did you call him um.. poor?

A- He has poor fighting skills. Compared to me, not the other half-bloods.

Q- Why is he an idiot to you?

A- He failed in not making me mad. Translation: He made me mad when his friends told him not to.

Q- I don't think he is a coward, why do you think that?

A- He ran from me in Los' Angles.

Q- Pardon, but didn't you run from him?

A- No! I'm about ready to turn you into a reporter ka-bob. 'Pulls out his spear once again'

Q- Don't! Last question. What would happen if you 2 were alone together?

A- I would beat him up!

"Thank you Ares. 1. For being here 2. For not impaling me."

"Your most welcome, but watch your back!!"

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