Q- Ach, Apollo turn down the brightness! That's better. Okay now, what are you most disappointed in Percy for?
A- Not handling a bow very well!
Q- Why did you help Percy on his quest to save Annabeth?
A- To show him that not all the Gods hate him. And to try out the name Fred. Man, that was a good name. Oh, I feel a Haiku coming. My name is-
"NO! I mean in all due respect Lord Apollo, don't do that."
" Then how about I dance? 1,2,3 break it down..."
CRASH!! 'Shattering sound'
"Oops.. sorry reporter dude."
"APOLLO! You broke my vase, got a nasty cut in your forehead and your getting golden inchor all over my couch! I just got it refurbished!"
"I'll pay...."
"OH, YOUR GOING TO PAY!! COME HERE YOU STUPID, GOOD FOR NOTHING, GOD!! YOUR HAIKU'S SUCK! ALL OF YOUR RYHMING DOES!!"
"OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!! JUST FOR THAT THERE!" 'Smells like smoke'
"MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!! SERIOUSLY!! AHHHH....."
"That's what you get for messing with the Sun! BURNED!"
"That's all the time we have! No, thanks to you Apollo!"
"Your welcome. Bye!
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Interviewing the Gods
FanfictionPercy goes undercover and interviews the Gods to see what they think of him. Trouble often arises. Read to see!
