Okay, so recently I've been really, really obsessed with the show South Park. You know, the animated cartoon that recently started its 20th season, the one that makes fun of terrorists, politicians, and Jews, the show that portrays elementary school children having a sailor's mouth? Yeah, that one. Most of all, I've become crazy about the character Kenneth McCormick, aka Kenny. He gets brutally murdered in almost every episode(I say almost because there was the one Christmas episode in season 1 where Kenny actually managed to survive the entire show's length! Yay, Kenny!) by just about everything you can think of. The craziest one, although I haven't seen the episode, would be when Kenny gets murdered by a goldfish, of all things. Yep, a goldfish. I'm never looking at those crackers or fish the same way again. Anyhoo, Kenny is my absolute favourite character.
It's pretty obvious when one sees my profile picture and background on my Chromebook that I love Kenny. My mom actually has these 30-year-old South Park dolls from when she was young. She has Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle Broflovski, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, Chef, and, you guessed it, Kenny McCormick. When I saw the little orange parka, I freaked out. I spent a week holding onto the Kenny doll before his black shoes began to rub off from being cuddled :( As for the show, I'm currently on Season 2, so don't spoil anything in future seasons for me please! I've managed to learn the full names of these characters: Kenny McCormick (duh), Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Wendy Testaburger, and Damien Thorne. Oh, and one more thing regarding Kenny; in my Honours Algebra/Trig 2 class, we use dry-erase markers to write out problems on our desks (they're compatible with the markers), so I decided to draw Kenny in the upper corner of my desk, and then make it look as though he was actually standing on my desk with the use of careful shadow placements. I wish I could show you the picture, but it's on my phone, not my Chromebook. Hopefully, I'll be able to edit this later in the future and add the picture so you mates can see him. Dang, I just realised how much I wrote in this chapter. Well, thanks for reading this random file, mates. Until the next chapter, Keep Training, Mates!
~Neko Roronoa Zoro
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