I woke up to the sound of my unicorn rainbow that says nay-y-y-y-y I fell off my bed and smacked my alarm until it died. I got up and stepped on my unicorn alarm and went back to sleep. I tried to get up but I was to comfy and warm like a sheep. I went to the kitchen and slipped on water and fell and so a spider got on me I spanked the spider and I ran out of the house. Soon when I got back in I searched on an expedition for food I found ugly bagels, eggs that had real chicks in them, and Ching Ching a Indonesian food. Later on when I was starving I found a sandwich in the garbage a gourmet turkey Parmesan mwwhaa. I got some clothes and threw them on THEN it came to makeup which I totes love so I got my paints from schools and my markers which I use for makeup because it is cheap and it is easy to clean her your face with but mostly because it is cheap. So the bus was coming so I had to rush so I ran downstairs and went to the counter and got my food and ran to the bus. So while I was at school it was snack time and i had brung beef jerky and this kid says I fed that to my dog this morning and I looked at the package and it was dog food but I have to say it was tasty.
