After I ate crickets which were better than my dog food I asked a lady if I can borrow her perry winkle pepper but all I heard was a Ching and a Chong. She made me follow her to a cottage in a farm and gave me eggs. After I opened the egg, there was a grandma inside of it that was very tiny. The Chinese lady thought I was a tourist also she also gave me some pictures of her family and tiny grandmas. When I was walking around with the eggs the grandma made me massage her and I also had to give her one of my crickets, ugh 👵💩🐜. All the eggs hatched and then I had three grandmas and. I didn't know what to do with them so I made them make me a cake and a marshmallow and make me famous. The grandmas made me famous and all this paparazzi or as u say in Chinese ling Wong all the people asked for my autograph and I made it on the top of China china magazine. It got late so I went back through the hole and..
