Gemini: OMG GUYS.
Hope: IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING. WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Shadow: I NEED SLEEP.
Ashburn: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
Ashburn added Alexander Hamilton to the group chat.
Ashburn has changed Alexander Hamilton's name to Alex.
Alex: What is happening?
Hope: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO NOW.
Gemini: We built a Time Machine.
Alex: I don't understand what is happening.
Ashburn: GUYS WE SAVED ALEX
Alex: Hi?
Ashburn: SHUT UP ALEX.
Alex: I don't understand what's happening.
Gemini: Ash give Philip his phone
Ashburn has added Philip to the group chat.
Philip: DAD I'M SCARED.
Alex: WHERE ARE YOU SON.
Ashburn: Alex, you're in the basement. I believe Philip arrived in the yard.
Hope: WHY IS THERE A CHICK IN THE KITCHEN.
Gemini: That's probably Angelica! Say hi to her!
Ashburn has added Angelica to the group chat.
Angelica: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Alex: I don't know! Do you see Philip anywhere? What about Eliza? WHERE IS MY BETSEY?!
Philip: DAD THERE'S A MONSTER HERE. IT'S GROWLING AT ME.
Ashburn: I see you've found Shadow!
Shadow: ASHBURN FIRESTONE, RETURN THEM TO THEIR TIME PERIOD RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL KILL SOMEONE.
Alex: DON'T TOUCH MY SON, YOU MONSTER. I WILL RUIN YOU.
Gemini has added Eliza to the Group Chat.
Eliza: Hello, everyone. I am Eliza.
Angelica: OH THANK SWEET JESUS.
Alex: OH MY GOD YOU'RE OKAY.
Philip: I'M SCARED, MA.
Hope: Okay, we all need to chill. Ash, Gemi, explain what happened.
Ashburn: I made a Time Machine because I didn't want Philip to get shot.
Alex: WHAT
Eliza: WHAT
Philip: WHAT
Gemini: So, we saved Philip before he could get into a duel. But Ash wanted to also get everyone else, so we got Angelica, Eliza, Alexander, Peggy, Lafayette, Hercules Mulligan, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison.
Ashburn has left the group chat.
Gemini: And I'm pretty sure Ash just left to go get Washington and John Laurens.
Angelica: PEGGY IS ALIVE?!
Eliza: WHERE IS PEGGY??
Alex: JOHN IS OKAY?!
Philip: SHADOW IS SCARING ME.
Ashburn has joined the group chat.
Ashburn has added John Laurens and George Washington to the chat.
Ashburn has changed John Laurens's name to Cinnamon Roll.
Ashburn has changed George Washington's name to George.
Cinnamon Roll: Someone please explain what just happened.
Alex: OH MY GOD JOHN IS ALIVE.
Cinnamon Roll: Alexander, did we win the war?
Alex: YES. VERY MUCH SO. BUT YOU DIED IN A SKIRMISH BETWEEN YOUR BATTALION AND BRITISH TROOPS. I WAS SO DEPRESSED, I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING FOR WEEKS!
Cinnamon Roll: What
Eliza: Can we go home now?
Ashburn: THE TIME MACHINE IS BROKEN, GUYS.
Gemini: WHAT
Shadow: WHAT
Hope: WHAT
Ashburn: EMERGENCY MEETING. ALL OF YOU, COME TO THE LIVING ROOM. SHADOW, LEAVE PHILIP ALONE. WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
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If MCD Characters could Text
FanfictionOh god... Not one of these... HEY.... IT'S ASHBURN~SAMA... WITH ANOTHER MCD BOOK.... I NEED TO GET A LIFE... A collection of texts that I believe MCD Characters would send if they texted. Texts will also be from the Rising Phoenix Chroni...
