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RUN

(Y/n) logged on

(Y/n) invited John, Lestrade and James

John: uhhhh, why is your brother here?

Lestrade: DAMN I CAN'T TRACK HIS PHONE.

James: what is it sis?

(Y/n): I MADE A MISTAKE, I SAT ON SHERLY'S CHAIR

John: ARE YOU ALIVE?

Lestrade: RUN FOR UR LIFE

James: eh? does lil sherly love his chair that much? maybe I'll burn it...

(Y/n): DON'T TOUCH IT BRUH. U'LL DIE. I'M CURRENTLY RUNNING, BE IN SCOTTLAND YARD IN TWO MINS

Lestrade: I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR SAFE

James: don't die sister. I'ma go poke sherly's chair

John: dear god, (Y/n) stay alive!

James: DON'T GET THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD IT'S MY RINGTONE

Lestrade: COME IN (Y/n)!

(Y/n): THANK YE LESTROODLE

Lestrade: don't

John: SHIT I SEE SHERLOCK.

James: I want to see this. gimme a moment I need to hack in to security

John: WE NEED TO REASON WITH HIM

James: omg lol this is great he's so mad.

(Y/n): LESTRADE DO YOU HAVE A SAFE CUPPBORED THINGY?

Lestrade: HIDE IN MY OFFICE FOR NOW.

James: why can't this happen everyday it's great

(Y/n): GETS THE GUNS.

Lestrade: What no! he's our best kinda detective

James: I'm inviting Sherly

James invited Sherlock

Sherlock: (Y/N) I SWEAR TO GOD.

(Y/n): DON'T KILL MEEEE

John: Sherlock calm the fuq down.

Sherlock: she sat in my chair

(Y/n): sorrryyyyy!

James: I have popcorn right now

Lestrade: Sherlock don't kill (Y/n)

Sherlock: ffffiiinnnneeee

(Y/n): If we promise no violence... can we talk this out in person?

Lestrade: what she said

John: just calm down.

Sherlock: ok... but if you touch my chair again...

(Y/n): trust me I wont

John: trust me im the doctor

(Y/n): oMG JOHN. DID U JUST MAKE A REFERENCE OR WAS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOCTOR

John: Uhhh... reference

(Y/n): UR MY NEW BEST FREND

James: this is boring now.

SherlocK: (Y/n), meet me back at the flat.

Lestrade: thank god. no violence..

James: damn.

(Y/n) closed chatroom