My Random Journal of Thoughts

~Medium Sized Water Bottles~

~Medium Sized Water Bottles~

So you've got your standard large sized water bottles from the store or vending machine, you've got the munchkin small sized water bottles for sports and such, you've even got the extra pint sized ones (those are borderline freaky for me, but I can deal with it). But don't even get me started on... *gasp* 

MEDIUM SIZED WATER BOTTLES!

That's right, you heard me right, MEDIUM SIZED WATER BOTTLES. 

Okay, have you ever seen an actual medium sized water bottles?! They are the freakiest things I ever seen having to do with water. They're extremely stout at the bottom, then they magically grow, and then stop! It's like a large sized water bottle bred accidentally with a small sized water bottle to create a freak of nature medium water bottle!

It's obviously the worst thing the water bottle companies have ever thought of. Ever. I cringe ever time I see one. They're just... odd. For example, I was at my School of Rock practice a couple weeks ago and my friends Arwen and Emma ( @yoonknows and @emmadoglover ) brought water bottles for the three of us. That was probably the worst mistake they made in their lives, because guess what type of water bottles they brought with them?

... MEDIUM SIZED WATER BOTTLES.

I almost screamed when I saw Emma clutching one of those monstrous things in her unknowing hand. I also refused to drink from them (except at the end when I was just way too thirsty after three hours of no water XD). 

Okay, I get the fact that the companies maybe wanted to have a water bottle that wasn't too large or too small, but I'm sorry, they just completely give me the shivers. If someone from a water bottle company is reading this, please for God's sake get rid of those stupid bottles. No one likes them and you have to come to terms with that. Thank you.

*end of rant about those horrid water bottles*