1. When someone calls, speak very quietly. Wait until they put it close up to their ear and SCREAM!!
2. Tape yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks under you, try to fall on them like a ninja!
3. Go to Mc. Donalds and order fries without the potatoes.
4. Point at someone and shout "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
5. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
6. Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped prison!".
7. throw a small plastic ball at somebody and say "Get in your ball you stupid Pokemon."
8. Name your hair Jeff, then go to a salon and blame them for killing him.
9. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side yell "OH MY GOD I'M HIDEOUS!"
10. Go to a pet store and buy a bird seed. Then ask how long it will take for the bird to grow.
