1. Say like in every sentence like: "I was like yea, and she was like yea and we were like OH YEAH!!! And then we had pizza and listened to music and had the best time ever!"
2. Talk about useless crap for hours.
3. Stand on your desk and sing the best song ever during a test.
4. Pretend to choke on gum.
5. Brag at random strangers about how cool you are.
6. Talk 100mph: So you talk like likethis
7. Ignore your Friend the whole day. (HARD)
8. Poke your Friend every two seconds.
9. When someone shushes you in a library shush them LOUDLY!
10. Throw stuff at your Friend during class.
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