So, yesterday, at like THREE IN THE MORNING I was awoken by the sound of buzzing or something.
I looked out my window, thinking my cat was making one of her really weird noises, but then I was like, "She's inside so that's not her."
So I put on my jacket and walked outside to investigate and no joke, I AM NOT KIDDING-
There were THREE people MOWING THEIR LAWNS. I was slightly terrified, because nobody mows their lawn at freaking three in the morning, so I ran back inside and woke up EVERYBODY in the house.
I tend to make myself really paranoid too, So I was like, "OHMYGAWD THERE AR GHOSTS MOWING THEIR LAWNS RIGHT NOW AND ITS ONLY THREE IN THE MORNING!!" and my sister just looked at me like I was insane.
"Uhm..." She put her hand on my shoulder and gave me thris concerned look which really means 'you need to be put in an asylum' but then she actually said, "Hon, It's seven in the morning. not three."
But I did not like it. Nope. I wanted flipping sleep. So I went outside and yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FAGS!" but nobody heard me. I was really disappointed.
But still, who the crap mows their lawn at 7 in the morning????
GHOSTS.
