A/N Oof, it's been a hot minute since I've written. I've got a serious case of writer's block though. But for now, here's a weird experience.
So, I'm sitting in my bedroom with my friend, Melody, and we're jamming out to some David Bowie music. (hella good songs are listed below) And I lay back on my bear and look at Mel.
"Mel," I say. "I really love Bowie."
"Okay?" She responds, kind of weirded out.
"Like, I'd have his children."
"Soph, He's dead."
"Yeah. He's also seventy. I'm fourteen. That's pedophilic on his side. But I'd still have his children."
"That's necrophilic on your side."
"Who cares?"
"Everyone, Soph."
"But, like, he's so beautiful. I love him."
I then decided to find the calculator on my phone and see how much older than me Bowie was.
"Mel..." I say, looking up from my phone. I giggle. "He's fifty-six years older than me... that's old enough to be my grandpa."
Melody looks over at me and laughs. "Ooh, grand-daddy." She bursts out laughing, I snort and roll on my side laughing. "Melody, No!"
Grand-daddy...
Here's the list of songs I like.
As the World Falls Down - https://youtu.be/CvLnPO9t4Wg
Rebel Rebel - https://youtu.be/U16Xg_rQZkA
Oh! You Pretty Things - https://youtu.be/ixLm9eSYldE
Life on Mars? - https://youtu.be/AZKcl4-tcuo
Magic Dance- https://youtu.be/z6DJmp21vcQ
