So I was just doing my regular thing (reading Yaoi lemons) and then I had this funny Shizaya thought. I thought of Izaya and Shizou had a kid and she told them about her day at school.
Child: "Hey dads, so today I was eating my snack and I was eating my cookies. A kid started to mess with me so I went to them and teased them. I come back a boy eats my cookies. He laughed at me so I threw my desk at him."
Shizuo: "That's my little girl."
Idk why I was thinking of it but it made me laugh 😂