WHY THE SIGNS HAVE NO LIFE

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Aries: Chooses not to...hates everyone

Taurus: Would rather hang with their dog

Gemini: Eating is better than talking

Cancer: Because they love their bed

Leo: Netflix is their social life

Virgo: They just don't text back

Libra: Doesn't know what a social life is

Scorpio: Too busy with world domination

Sagittarius: They believe cats are better than people

Capricorn: They would...but they like their couch too much

Aquarius: Sleep>Socializing

Pisces: Has a social life on Twitter, but that's it

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