WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE ON A DOOR

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Aries: GOD FREAKING DANG IT *breaks down door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Leo: Screams while lying face down in a bed

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES

Libra: Goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE

Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP

Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE

Pisces: BUT WHY ME

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