Life is shit.
I don't know what to do with my life right now.
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Why the f is auto correct telling me that "fuck" is spelt wrong when literally I go to grammar check and it has no "correct" suggestions?? Hello? Computer are you even like paying attention right now? Or do you not know what to do with your life ether right now, because same... I feel your struggle man... Or woman...
Peace out squirrel mom.
Sincerely yours truly,
Baby pickles
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Note:
From: "T-Rod"
Hi OK so actually my name isn't "T-rod" its T-Bird as in you know... Never mind you uncultured, uneducated, fucks wouldn't understand...
ALSO, "Baby pickles" , yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on in his mind ether, he actually has great grammar and can spell wonderfully, and can make the best poetry you've ever heard with such ease its unbelievable. So his "horrible grammar" is actually him making typos and being to lazy, or not knowing, how to go back and erase it... Yeah you'd think a teenager would know how to use the internet, but not this one! Its like he has come from another dimension or something! I mean WHAT TEENAGER CANT USE THE INTERNET PROPERLY?! Bless his poor british heart. Apparently when you "live in the rural of Wales" you don't have much access to internet. Also apparently, when you "actually have a job, a life, and important business" there isn't much time for the internet, or as he calls it "foolish little gadgets". I mean come on, when do you not have time for "foolish little gadgets"! That's my life! That's my job! That's my career and my friends! Oh well fuck him, at least iv finally gotten him to step into the Dark Side. :))
Well have a blessed days you mindless fools (because you must be one to read "baby pickles" blog)
-sincerely (why the fuck is he so formal? this isn't a letter to the queen)
J-Bird
P.S "baby pickles" next time don't leave you computer unlocked because now I have formally hijacked it. :)
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