How to eat a pizza
Step 1:
The first step in how to eat a pizza is to buy (or make) a pizza.
Step 2:
The second step in how to eat a pizza is (if you bought a pizza) to gently open the pizza box.
Step 3:
The third step in how to eat a pizza is (once you opened your pizza box) you need to gently grab a slice of pizza.
Step 4:
The fourth step in how to eat a pizza is (after you grabed a slice of pizza)
to firmly grasp it for the next step.
Step 5:
The fifth step in how to eat a pizza is while firmly grasping it you need to bring it close to your mouth.
Step 6:
The sixth and final step in how to eat a pizza is you need to open your mouth and bring the slice of pizza into your mouth (just a bite's worth of pizza) and now close your mouth and chew aggressively but not to fast.
Now repeat step six over and over untill your slice of pizza is gone (be carfull not to bite you fingers) and sinply grab another slice from your pizza box and repeat steps four-six.
Enjoy!
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