Guess who's back
Back again
YES ITS ME
Now I'll shut up
Anyway HI! I know I haven't updated in AGES but i've had a lot of stuff going on (i.e movingand school and stress and just over all basdjhldsgk;dgnsd). I've started watching Supernatural and Doctor who again. That's fun. ANyway,this chapter will more than likely be complete crap, but whatever. I'm finally updating it for all of you.
Thanks for staying with me.
I woke up by Seumas's cold nose touching my forehead. I groaned and opened my eyes. There was a soft light flooding the room, probably from the window that I had my back turned to. Suemas almost appeared to be smiling. He licked my face before laying down right on my chest.
"Ughh Seumas what are you doing what time is it?" I mumbled. I tried to push him off but he just layed there, smirking at my dismay. After much groaning and quiet profanities I managed to get him off so I could access my glasses and my phone. I was squinting at it, trying to decipher what numbers meant when a deep voice interrupted me.
"It's almost 9:30." I looked up and over to the source of the voice to see Joshua leaning against my doorframe. He was wearing a button down blue and green plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled and a pair of dark skinny jeans with a pair of converse.
"Cool." I responded. I sat up and rubbed my eyes with the palms of my hands. Joshua let out a small chuckle. I turned and looked at him. "What?"
He shook his head. "Just look in the mirror."
I managed to get up out of the bed and walk towards the mirror. Once I got there I clearly understood why he was laughing. My hair stuck up in tendrils very similar to Medusa's snakes. I was wearing mario pajama pants with a matching t shirt that said Lets-a-Go! on it.
I looked absolutely atrocious.
I turned to face Joshua, not realizing that he was right behind him. When I did, I bumped right into his chest.
"Sorry!" I said, flustered. I tried to step away but he had his arms linked behind my back. I went on my tip toes and was about to kiss him when Jack ever so rudely interuppted.
"PDA NOT APPRECIATED IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!" He called from the kitchen.
I went back down flat footed and frowned. Joshua removed his arms from me and began to turn and leave.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" I said, grabbing his arm and stopping him from leaving.
He looked at me, confused. I pulled him over to in front of the closet, a blindspot for the open door. I grabbed his shirt collar and kissed him roughly. He looked dumbfounded, then gave me a lopsided smile.
"Well that's a way to start a morning." He said lightly. I nodded.
"Most definitely. Now leave so I can change." I started to push him out the door, but I couldn't move him. He laughed at me.
"Okay, okay." He raised his hands in mock defence and left.
I followed him to close the door. I may or may not have slapped his ass.
"Oi!" He said just as he went beyond my door frame. I quickly shut the door and locked it. I heard him laughing from the other side. "This isn't over, Renne!"
I walked over to the mirror and started to brush my hair. I kept thinking about last night, how sweet and weird and wonderful it all was. I set my brush down and looked at myself in the mirror. My eyes were a bright emerald shade today, and I looked excited, despite how tired I was.
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I showered, changed, then walked out to the breakfast table. Jack was reading the newspaper and Joshua was at the stove, making eggs. Jack saw me first and opened his mouth to say something, but I brought a finger up to my mouth to shush him. I tiptoed up behind him and put my lips right next to his ear.
"My preccciouussssssss" I said, using my Gollum voice.
"What the f-!!!!" He yelled, raising his hands up in a karate pose. He still had the spatula in his hand. I just looked at him and smiled innocently. I managed to retain my composure, but Jack just lost it.
Joshua just looked at me with disbelief. "Oh it's on." I walked up and kissed him on the cheek.
"Okay, fine. But at least make me some eggs too." I replied.
He took a deep bow. "Of course, mon cherie."
I rolled my eyes and gestured to the coffee machine. "Jack, can I have some?"
He was still in hysterics, but he nodded at me. He pointed to a cupboard and I got a mug out. It had a little cartoon doctor and TARDIS on it. I smiled as I got it out. "This is adorable." I said. Jack had calmed down.
"Yeah, I thought you liked Doctor Who." I looked at him questioningly, but he just gestured to Joshua, who just kind of grumbled.
I poured myself a cup and sat down.
"So, what are we doing today, Joshua?" I took a drink of the coffee.
He walked over to the table and sat down two plates of eggs. I raised an eyebrow. "I didn't think you were actually going to do it."
"Of course I was!" He smiled. "You won the contest. You're my guest." He sat down and started to eat. "Anyway, as for today, I was thinking about taking you around SmoshGames. The guys have been DYING to meet you. This morning they kept asking about you."
"Sounds like a plan!" I smiled. "I'm so happy to be here."
"I'm happy you're here too." Joshua responded, smiling sweetly.
"Blah blah blah get a room, you two!" Jack grumbled. I turned to him.
"Oh, come on, now. You've got somebody too." Joshua said. Jack shook his head no.
"Yes you do. I brought Seumas, remember?" I asked him. That made him smile.
"Yeah, I hope you understand that I'm keeping him." He said. "You know, after you lea-"
"SHHHHHHHHHH" Joshua said. "We don't need to think about that. That's a while away. But for now, let's finish eating and hit the road!"
