Believe {Minizerk}

Chapter 4

Once again, more cursing, nothing new here!

"What was that all about?" Josh whisper screams across the room at me, his eyes lit up with mischief. I slide down the door, looking up at him with innocent eyes.
     "What d'ya mean?" I smile back, pretending to not know.
     "Nothing," he replied with a matter-a-fact face expression. He started to "pout" and I just laughed. I got up from the door and started to walk toward Josh when his face turned into an evil grin.
     "Here we have a wild Simon, prowling across the territory we call his bedroom." I stop in my tracks and listen to his fake made up higher pitched tour guide voice. "He appears to have stopped and is intently staring at us." Simply I begin to question my sanity.
     "Mr. Minter, why the strange face?" He changed to a more formal snobbish accent, and I try my hardest not to giggle. It would only feed his abilities more, so I went along with the plan, having my own evil ideas.
     "Oh Josh," my voice royal and high pitched, "I have been waiting for you my whole life!" I finish my sentence and dramatically drape myself over my bed. His eyes flashed with a bit of joy as I joined the game.
     "My royal Minter, I await you as your servant. What shall I do for you, my highest?"
     "Fetch me a glass of water, maybe glass of champagne while your at it, daddy." His eyes widen in shock at my statement and I get off the bed and daintily tiptoe my way across the carpet. Before he could speak again, my finger was over his mouth, and my other hand snaked it's way around his waist. "Or is that too much to ask?"
     Giggling comes from across the room and I snap my head toward the door. I slowly unwind my self from around Josh and pull the finger that was originally on his mouth to mine. Josh continues to speak at my gesture while I creep back to the door the surprise our unwanted visitors.
    "Um, no my royal highness, I will go fetch some for you," I put my hand on the handle while he finished his sentence and start to speak in my normal voice.
     "Not if I can grab it all first!" I say and swing open the door. Vikk and JJ toppled through the doorway in a heap of surprise and guilt.
"Now what shall we do with these young men?" Josh continued in his posh voice. My mind started searching for some ideas for some revenge. One pops out in particular and I join Josh's accent squad.
"I don't suppose we could throw them out in the cold dearest friend?" I smirk and look at the fright on their faces.
"Or maybe even a little whip for the faces?" He exclaims, rub in beard in thought. I was happy Josh got the idea and we both started rattling off more thoughts while the other 2 boys sat in fear.
"All the other ideas are wonderful brother, but I absolutely marvel the one you spouted out earlier. The one about the thing?"
     "Oh yes, THAT thing!" As Josh finished, I stepped over the 2 boys and ran down the hall to the spare room. The room held most of our junk that we've used in the past for filming, but just hadn't bothered to get rid of. From a little while ago, we had our shock machine. I grabbed that as well as twister and stuffed them into a small bag. Just before I left, an idea clicked into my head and I stuffed another item into the bag.
"Joshy, mind we tell those boys the surprise?" Both JJ and Vikk looked at me curiously and wildly, appearing to not notice the bag behind my back. Josh and I switched places in the room to where Josh was by the door and I was by my desk. I subtly signaled to Josh to close the door, and as he did, I switched on my video camera. Winking, I showed the camera the bag and set it behind my chair out of view from them 2.
"Alright, now since you 2 have been sneaky sons of bitches, we have decided to challenge you in a former fashion. Simon, won't you do the honors?" The 2 looked at me like we were crazy until they saw the bag pulled from under my desk. Both of them groaned as they saw what I pulled out of the bag. I hadn't yet pulled out the secret item or the shocker, instead leaving those for when they were needed.
"Make your way to the stage ladies! Vikk you go first since your younger." Vikk flicked the spinner and it landed on right foot blue. (Sorry if I get the colors wrong, I've only played twister once, and I was too lazy to look it up.) The rounds continued until Vikk had his left foot and right hand on green, his right foot on yellow, and his left hand on red. JJ, being the taller one, was using Vikk as a balance while having his right foot in green, his left foot on yellow, his right hand on blue, and his left hand on red.
"What does this one do?" JJ questioned as he landed on a purple cloud. I glance at Josh and we both smile mischievously.
     "I mean, nothing truly special, shockingly enough," Josh smiled and I silently crack up.
     "Why so zappy Joshy?" I laugh.
"I don't know to be honest, I guess my veins are just electric!" Both of us fell backwards into the floor and laughed or hearts out.
"Guys?" JJ shouted and tried to shrink away from his position and was still looking at the purple splotch by the time we finally recovered. Oh right! I reached for the bag again and pulled out the shocker, causing both Josh and I to snicker.
"HELL NO!" JJ screamed, trying to get as far as he can away from the machine. However, he was smart enough to keep his place on the Twister board.
"This is what the purple spaces are!" I tell him as I touch the piece to his arm. Of course, being JJ, he over exaggerates EVERYTHING. His body "shook and spasmed" all over Vikk, who started to scream out of terror in getting crushed. Josh and I couldn't help full on laughing when Vikk's legs let out, JJ falling not far behind.
"Get off of me you big douche!" Vikk's scream muffled by JJ. Only then did I take the nerf gun from the bag and shoot JJ twice in the ass.
"AAAHHHH!" JJ flinched and moved. But it was just enough to see Vikk's arm appear from the lump and pull himself free. I fell on the floor dying again on how much it looked like a scene from a movie.
     While Vikk was still trying to escape from under JJ, Josh and I see eyes the whole scene, seeing how it turned from getting new clothes to a pile of boys on the floor playing Twister. The whole thing would seem mad to anyone, but not us!
     As Vikk finally escaped, we shoed the boys from my room and made them promise not to snoop again. Which would never happen sadly but it was still fun seeing the outcomes.
"So what now, Mr. Minter?"
"I don't know, to be honest it was a load of fun bantering around with the others!"
"Simon?"
"Yes my little Zerk?"
"Can I come here more often? Like, you guys are actually amazing!"
"Sure Mr. Bradley, anytime!" I reply and there is nothing more.

I know, I'm sorry, very bad ending and chapter in general... Also very sorry about the update time being so inconsistent and SLOOOOOOOWWWW, I've been taking a "break." (Definition of break: too lazy to actually do anything) Anyways, hope it doesn't bother y'all TOO much, but for now, Peace!