Conspiracy Theories

World Domination ft. Canada

Cazypup: Today's topic: Canada conspiring for world domination. That actually sounds ridiculous lmao

xAlienConfirmed: Shut ur face. Okay then! Let's look at the facts

Ivvy_Grace: Canada's got to get their shit together first

Cazypup: Canada is very closed off, irrelevant in the sense that they don't do anything major like England or something

xAlienConfirmed: Can't-ada

Ivvy_Grace: pft. apparently this isn't a new idea though

Cazypup: Netherlands is pretty close to Canada actually so it could be possible that they would be allies in this domination. Of course it's not new there's a lot of evidence to actually back it up. So would it be that they just want world piece instead?

xAlienConfirmed: THEY WOULD

Ivvy_Grace: just forcing everyone into world peace. that would be terrifying and yet hilarious and cool

Cazypup: Yeah definitely

xAlienConfirmed: SUPPORT MUSLIMS AND LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! -canadians

Ivvy_Grace: yas

Cazypup: They're also very pro science

xAlienConfirmed: Heck yeah. Guys this isn't even a conspiracy lmfao

Ivvy_Grace: It is now. there's a whole website dedicated to "Canadian World Domination" and I can't tell if they're joking or if they're serious

xAlienConfirmed: Both

Cazypup: Pft

xAlienConfirmed: GUYS CANADIA

Cazypup: Wait, Canada has the largest water supply. So any more evidence guys?

Ivvy_Grace: not sure, but apparently Canada doesn't have any nuclear weapons, but they contribute to the US's nuclear weapons

Cazypup: Hm...I guess that adds onto the world peace thing

Ivvy_Grace: except they're adding to it

Cazypup: to keep safe so no one suspects a thing maybe???

Ivvy_Grace: maybe. their power rating is 0.4192, 0.000 being perfect. but I mean, they could be hiding stuff all the same

Cazypup: Yeah so they're directing the attention away

Ivvy_Grace: exactly

Cazypup: So no suspects them

Ivvy_Grace: but comparing the known military numbers of the US and Canada like, Canada's 16 mill to the US's 145+ mill

xAlienConfirmed: Heck

Cazypup: Well they're not really going for war more just slowly and steady piece. *piece

Ivvy_Grace: peace by pieces. take that how you will

Cazypup: Woah

xAlienConfirmed: I'll take it the gay way then. I mean it's canadia

Cazypup: True true. Are we all out of evidence?

xAlienConfirmed: CANADA IS GAY AND IS GONNA GO TO WAR TO END ALL WARS. I'm out bye ny'all

Ivvy_Grace: I can support that

Cazypup: Yeah that seems like a good conclusion

xAlienConfirmed: *finger guns*

Ivvy_Grace: I have to ask though, is it just me that feels like the world would be kinda boring and just incomplete with peace?

Cazypup: Yeah it really would be boring

Ivvy_Grace: Thank you

xAlienConfirmed: I mean you're right but that doesn't mean that people should live in constant fear and suffering bc of war

Ivvy_Grace: that's true

Cazypup: Maybe that's why Canada hasn't done it yet. They're trying to find a good middle ground for that.

xAlienConfirmed: Hmmm more theories

Ivvy_Grace: that sounds like a good theory. I like that

Cazypup: Thanks

xAlienConfirmed: There's also another theory I wanted to tell you guys but like I forgot about it

Cazypup: Rip

Conclusion (as said by Cazypup): So I'm sure the ultimate conclusion for our theory on Canada planning for world domination is that Canada isn't really looking for domination but peace though it's hard to find a middle ground when both extremes would be bad for humanity and will.

xAlienConfirmed: Seems like a good conclusion

Ivvy_Grace: seems solid

Cazypup: Perfect. Now that's the end of our weird theory that we just casually brought up.