1.Scream I want a unicorn! Repetitively
2. Say I know you're not my real parents out in public
3. Mime everything you have to say to them*
4.Prank phone call them, keep doing it*
5.Call them by their first names*
6.Ask them for help with your homework, when they do help pace around the table and complain that you don't get it no matter how many times they explain*
7.Play with plastic bags when they're trying to watch TV*
8.Make them breakfast, burn everything
9.When they give in and take you somewhere after number 8 ask to go home
10.When you don't get your way sulk, cry, whine, or go "Please, please, please, puh-leez?"
11. Start writing your Christmas list in June
12.Wear your clothes inside out
13.Don't get up on time*
14. Burp your sentences
15.Spazz out in front of guests*
16. Don't eat your vegetables
17.Draw pictures in the dust on the TV screen and other flat dusty surfaces*
18. DVR something in the middle of your dad's important sports game make it on the farthest channel away from his
19.When they ask you to go get something, come back with something else, keep doing this until they've forgotten what they asked you for
20.Do the potty dance in public really obnoxiously, knock into things*
21.Do the potty dance in public really obnoxiously, knock into things*
22.Try to scratch an unscratchable itch, get really frustrated and jump up and down all over the room with exclamations of irritation*
23.Do push-ups and sit-ups in walkways
