1. Ask a fat person when the baby's due (works on guys too)
2. Scream, pickles stuffed with courn chips repeatitively
3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to
4. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
5. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
6. Ride a unicycle to work.
7. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say
8. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
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