dabdab/6:36PM: i think i gained weight
brownie aka hit the stage/6:37PM: it's not April yet, why are you trying to throw jokes?
dabdab/6:38PM: do you want to die? I think i gained some weight
brownie aka hit the stage/6:39PM: well sure "mr. I never gain weight no matter what I eat"
dabdab/6:40PM: it's A BAD THING
brownie aka hit the stage/6:41PM: mhhmmm as for someone who gains weight from breathing I do not want to hear it
dabdab/6:42PM: yeah but what if I had a thicker ass
brownie aka hit the stage/6:42PM: YOUR ASS IS JUST FINE
dabdab/6:44PM: yeah but wouldn't you want a bigger ass?
brownie aka hit the stage/6:44PM: no thanks my ass is fine
dabdab/6:45PM: NO I MEANT ON ME
brownie aka hit the stage/6:46PM: oh, I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE.
brownie aka hit the stage/6:47PM: you do you. It's your body. Your opinions matter not mine.
dabdab/6:47PM: stop being so morally correct wtf you're only 19
brownie aka hit the stage/6:48AM: stop worrying about your body so much
dabdab/6:49PM: you too idiot, you're not fat
brownie aka hit the stage/6:50PM: <3
dabdab/6:50PM: <3 <3
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FanfictionWhat better way to be domestic than texting? A/N: It's a fanfiction where JJP interact in a very cheesy way with very bad jokes and puns. This HAS NO PLOT. I just wanted to do it cause I've read quite a few fics like this and they seemed fun. Also I...