Aries : Sam Winchester wears make-up Sam Winchester cries his way through sex
Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay enough!
Taurus : I learned that from the pizza man
Gemini : So I was reading the Bible yesterday and I-- Jesus dies
Cancer : My "people skills" are "rusty"
Leo : I have genital herpes
Virgo : Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity
Libra : And at 4:30, there is a homo-erotic subtext of supernatural
Scorpio : I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples
Sagittarius : These tacos taste funny to you?
Capricorn : Today is Tuesday! But yesterday was Tuesday too! (HEAT OF THE MOMENT)
Aquarius : You're bossy......and short!
Pisces : I think I'm adorable.
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supernatural zodiacs
Randomsupernatural zodiacs i apologize in advance for how annoying i am. i did this shit when i was in middle school. and yes i am embarrassed.
