ARIES - "Get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas. "
TAURUS - "Don't try and con a con man"
GEMINI - "Idjits"
CANCER - "Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
LEO - "Family don't end with blood, boy"
VIRGO - "Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard"
LIBRA - "Kids aren't supposed to be grateful! They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart!"
SCORPIO - "WelI boohoo. l'm so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess"
SAGITTARIUS - "shove it up your ass"
CAPRICORN - "Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"
AQUARIUS - "You guys are bickering like an old married couple."
PISCIES - "No one kills me in my own house except me!"
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supernatural zodiacs
Randomsupernatural zodiacs i apologize in advance for how annoying i am. i did this shit when i was in middle school. and yes i am embarrassed.
