Dear Human Combover,
What the fuck?
Excuse me while I put my annoying, loud voice on...
*Puts on annoying, loud voice on*
Ah, now I'm in character.
"Even though the majority of people who come from these countries are helpless, terrified citizens, I shall ban terrified, innocent people from Sudan, Yemen, Somalia, Iraq, Iran, Syria and Libya. Because I am the Cheeto Hitler, I am allowed to do this. If you question me, I will call you a fat pig. Prima Donald, OUT".
*Gets my normal voice back on*
Phew. Even impersonating Humpty Trumpty can lose you brain cells.
Anyways Hair Force One, what are you doing???
At this rate, you are going to end up nearly assassinated.
When you become president, and on your first day, worldwide protests are being held, you know you've got to start of slow.
And by that, we mean not outraging the near whole of humanity...
Just some helpful critism from someone who may not have a lot of experience running a country, but can use snapchat live to follow the protests.
See ya Cheeto-In-Chief,
Martha
