♈Aries- I crashed my motorbike
♉Taurus- This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road
♊Gemini- I'm here with a friend
♋Cancer- I was cooking soup for my boyfriend/girlfriend when I spilled it down my shirt and now I have third-degree burns
♌Leo- someone called me ugly, so I went to punch them in the face but I missed and hit a brick wall
♍Virgo- Um... I work here
♎Libra- I had a panic attack
♏Scorpio- someone pushed me down the stairs
♐Sagittarius- this old lady was on her motorbike and I said she was slow and she ran over my toe
♑Capricorn- I was working out really late 5 days in a row and had sleep deprivation and passed out
♒Aquarius- I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down a well and I found myself in Narnia
♓Pisces- I was concentrating and smashed into a wall and got a concussion
