♈Aries- a reality check
♉Taurus- a line of lemonade and a karaoke machine
♊Gemini- a slap and a mood stabilizer
♋Cancer- a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
♌Leo- a room without mirrors
♍Virgo- a Xanax
♎Libra- a backbone
♏Scorpio- being escorted into hell
♐Sagittaurus- to sit still
♑Capricorn- a joint
♒Aquarius- to fricking listen
♓Pisces- to just... chill for a minute
