HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A WEIRDO
(point of view of a girl)
If you....
1. are reading this
2. ate fish eyes
3.and u luv it
4. ate fish with eyes and ate it whole in front of ur friends and said ' i think the fish eye is stuck in my throat.'
5. put goldfish crackers in yop and ate it and said ' they had a good death of swimming in yogart'.
6. kick the table and say ouch 2 times
7. said ' im saying it for the table.' when someone ask u why did u say it twrice
8. hiss at mint
9.hate the smell of cinninem but u luv cinninem toast crunch
10. likes checkered pattern socks
11. adictted with vitamin C pills (they taste like orange)
12. obsessed with reading
13. hates dictionaries
14.chews paper
15. only take showers not baths
16. says go die to ur friends
17.wonder how it would it feels like to jump off a building
18.said u have a pet fish and he/she hates u
19.thinks the white queen from alice in wonderland movie is a weirdo
20.are still reading on :D
21. gets chocked by ur own siliva
22. thinks that animals doesnt hate u but ignores u
23. thinks faries r evil
24. picks pineapples off pizzas and does sad puupy sounds when someone slapped ur hand
25. wants to scream 'MONSTER!' when u see someone with too much makeup
26. slaps poeple hands when someone tried to touch ur fav book
27.thinks that chipmunks r evil because they steal ur strawberries
28.wants to kick frisbees cause ur bad at it
29.thinks robbers r crazy to wear leggings
30.thinks when is this going to stop
31. has a mom who loves raw mushrooms
32. and u hate it
33. screams 'OH MY BLOODY STARS!' when a clown gets near u and kicks him
34.thinks the person who made omega is crazy
35. always wanted to jump off the 2nd floor into think layers of snow
36.thniks caterpillars are cute
37. and worms too
38.always wanted to pull the fire alarm in school, sreams around like a maniac and throws a pie at ur most hateful teacher's face and then piont at him/hera and say 'IN YOUR FACE!'
39.hopes clouds taste like cotton candy
40.thinks this is fun but long
41. wonder how would it feels like to run into a screen door
42.reads and wirte loves things but never had any exprience
43. fell in love with a jerk
44. asks me why am i stopping at this number, then i reply cause this is my fav number and now u think not only that im a weirdo but and a freak too
~the end
ps. now mentally put 'and a freak' at the end of the title ;P
BLACKNEKO words
im thinking doing a series of ' HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A __________'
of different things in the ______ part
let me know if i should and give me some ideas what to put in the _____ part
hope u all had a good laugh
(this list had not made to offend anyone, if u do feel offened, i personaly very sorry)
-blackneko
