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Thoughts

While I think about how i'm going to make my boring life seem the least bit not boring, I often consider the fantastic and the unbelievable and the often mysterious working of the world. I think of the times when young children see things that aren't there and when you catch a glimpse of a shadow from the corner or your eye. Only to turn around and see that there is nothing there. I often get up for school early in the morning and it is more often than not that it is dark outside. It in in these moments that I am met with my most terrifying thoughts and the most thought provoking thoughts. Thoughts like "What it right now there is a serial killer in the woods right now!" and then I would think "Don't be silly you live in an urban area surrounded by people and why would a serial killer, a person who kills people want to be around.... Oh Shit!" And I proceed to run inside the house like the coward I am. Although if the killer had truly wanted to kill me I would be dead right now. And obviously I am not dead because I am writing this. There are many other things that could just as well be true, like how in my previous house there was a small storage closet about the size of Harry's "room" in the first book in the Harry Potter series. I swear that if at night one turns out all the lights in the room and the lights in the closest and all others in the house were asleep, through the darkness there would be some sort of portal. Now adults often shoo this off as seeing things in the darkness and just my over active imagination, and I might just be, but if there are any cases a weird creatures popping out of nowhere, I can tell you where they came from. In my current house behind the shed is a little space that is the corner of the fence. No matter where one stands in the yard the shed is blocking at least part of the view. Sort of like a blind spot of sorts. If my yard were to turn into a giant man-eating monster then that would be the weak spot of the monster. The blind spot and the weakest point, the only part that has actual soil that has been dug up. Then again what kind of person thinks about what to do just in case there backyard turns into a monster. I often think of situations for my favorite characters from various sources and what would they do. This is essentially Fan fiction but I just don't share it with others because I am too lazy to write it down. Now....My....hands.....are.....getting to tired....to go on.....I..must..leave you. 

PS. I'm one of the laziest people ever.