The Escape

MUST. ESCAPE.

*scrolling through Tumblr*
"Suga, J-hope, Jimin, Rap Monster and Jin got pink hair already... it's TAE AND JUNGKOOK'S TURN"
n0 that is the day I commit suicide
"Yeah like that red hair thing too!" -comment
I'll probably just.... leave... the fandom?
"I could imagine tae with pink hair but only highlights... I can never imagine Jungkook with pink hair" -comment
CAN YOU NOT
*cant take it anymore*
I'm going back to seventeen fandom full time now bye
*clicks leave button*
*nothing happened*
WHAT IS GOING ON
*alert: you cannot unstan BTS
WHAT WHYYY IFUDHFJCFDUGK
*spam clicks leave button*
*alert: I'm sorry what you have requested to do is MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MANKIND
*sudden realization* I.... cannot leave this fandom you know what
*commits suicide*
Maybe things will be different in afterlife
Afterlife: just kidding BTS is your afterlife too you cannot escape their grasp
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Afterlife: actually.... no. we. are. not.
*hears jungkook's evil laughter even in the middle of literally no where*
I swear to fucking god GIVE. ME. A. BREAK. Jisoos Christ!!
*tombstone: rip she tried to escape a fandom and committed suicide
*hears BTS songs*
*sees trapped and tired BTS stans whom also tried to escape the fandom*
*whispers* no....
*commits suicide....again*
*alert: you cannot die in afterlife
REALLY?!?!?!?!

The End....... that's basically it... soooooooo.... the moral..... I guess..... is.... ummmmm..... don't kill yourself just because you can't leave a fandom because..... either way.... you will die anyways and the fandom also exists in afterlife.... there's no point.... so.... ju-just just don't.... don-don't do it...... not worth it....... soooooo..... yeahhh..... sorry.... good luck.... ok bye...
BTW: Should I write the nonexistent fanfiction? Comment
Ok I'll leave now.... bye