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hearing "i'm so proud of you" when you feel like you aren't doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you
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you're the human version of a headache
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if I treated you the way you treat me, you'd hate me.
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if I text you first, I clearly like you because I don't even like texting
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if a man says you're ugly he's being mean
if a woman says you're ugly she's envious
if a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly
