One shots

The Cullens Make a Big Mistake

AN: so I just read twilight and I hated it so now the Cullen clan is gonna suffer. Enjoy the story!
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Nico's POV

      My dad just called me to the Underworld that can't be good. Whenever he wants me he usually just forces the shadows to bring me to him, but today he sent me an entire letter explaining to me why and when he wants me in the underworld. Apparently there's a knew type of monster that the hunters just discovered and Artemis says that they're undead so now it's my problem. Great! Now I have to go to the Underworld at 3:00 in the morning on a Monday! Just so Hecate can cloak me with some sort of spell that will mask my Demigod sent. Whatever I'm going to bed.

Time skip to Monday _____________________

"Nico! How are you my boy?!" My dad yelled, "Dad it is 3 am in the morning. What do you think?" I replied. Dad just laughed. "Anyway Nico, I need you to collect the souls of the Cullen clan. They are a watered down version of empousa (AN: can't spell). Oh and Nico you can feel free to tell them your identity because Hecate is to lazy to collect all the stuff she would need for the spell we where originally gonna cast on you. So pack your bags tell Will where you're going and you'll be off tomorrow." I started sputtering and blushing when he mentioned Will, "How did you know?!" He replied saying, "Nico if you thought your mother and I didn't know then you really are clueless." I just blushed and ran into the shadows.

______Calling Will______________________

"Will!" I yelled to my boyfriend through the iris message. "Nico babe! How are you? You're not hurt or anything right?" I rolled my eyes, "Yes Will I'm fine. My dad is just sending me on a quest to do some research on these new monsters. He says they're harmless and that I can take them so don't even start." "Alright Nico. Just be careful ok?" "Don't worry Will. I'll be fine. Besides Dad said that they're undead so they can't lay a finger an me." "That's pretty awesome. Anyway I gotta go Nico. See ya later." He said before slashing his hand through the mist. Now to get packing...

________time skip to Forks Seattle__________

Wow this place sucks. It's so gloomy and it seem like it rains 24/7 this is going to be fun. Not. Well since I'm here I might as well get some food.

      I walked into the dinner and ordered my food and the this random girl walked over and sat in my booth.
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Renesmee's POV

As I paid for my food this hot guy walked in. I know I'm not supposed to flirt with anyone except Jacob but hey. What he doesn't know can't hurt him. So I walked over to his booth and sat down. When he looked up instead of seeing lust in his eyes I saw annoyance. Well that's new. Well he'll be falling for me in no time. "Hey, I'm Renesmee!" I said. "Why do I care? I mean seriously?" Wow! He's rude. "I just thought you were cute so I decided to talk to you." He just looked confused "Um ok." When saying this his eyes slightly flashed red for a second. Was he a vampire? No his sent isn't right. Maybe he's a half breed like me. I think I'll ask him. "Your eyes they just glowed red. Are you a half vampire like me? I know you can't be a full fledged vampire because your sent isn't right but I'm pretty sure you can be a halfblood."
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AN: I am so sorry that I haven't been updating but I've just had so much to do and school is killing me. Anyway this chapter is gonna be a long one so expect a continuation. Oh! And can you guys follow me? My friend and I are having a competition. So yeah.

Nico: They're not gonna follow you.
Me: Shut up Nico.