"I can't believe some people," said the vegan chicken nugget as he watched Levi his canadaddy and lover. Levi turned around and his receding forehead glistened in the light.
"What happened this time?" He said while taken a step closer to the nugget.
"People. Eat. Meat." Said Nugget and he flipped himself over so that his crispy began face was pushed into the hard surface of the plate. Levi rolled his eyes before readjusting his gauges,
"not everyone appreciates the vegan way of life." He said. Nugget blushed a bit and looked at Canadaddy. The vegan looked away.
"K-kawaii neko doki doki Levi-Senpai-kun..." he said quietly, "y-you're too close... Baka..." Levi smiled before picking up the succulent piece of food. Crispy flakes dropped off like me jumping off a cliff from writing this and Levi opened his mouth to lick his tasty treat. Nugget gasped and squeezed his eyes shut before Levi placed the entirety of his body in his mouth.
"Dasvidanya," Nugget said before allowing Levi's teeth to destroy and mangle his body before he slipped down into his Canadian lovers throat. Levi sat down to properly digest the chicken-less tumblr user. Though his vegan chicken nugget was gone in person, he'd always be their in spirit.
"I love you... my vegan"
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I hate myself
