Gumball's Diary

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Day 1.

Dear diary, no i'm not writting the everyday. To this bit of paper, whats up? Wait, I'm guessing you can't talk. Damn. I'll just write to you and you can just read. 

So, I don't know how your day was but my day started off by being chased around the school by a bloody T-Rex. It would of been better to of got killed by her cause then I wouldn't of had to do the 7 hours of detention I got. I may or may not of ran into principal Brown and he may or may not of fallen out of a 2nd story window. 

So i got home at some time late, and I went over to Dad to see if I could get any dinner. Nope. He looked at me for half a second and then fell back asleep. And i can't wait for Mom to come back home cause she will kill me when she finds out i got 7 hours of detention. 

Wait, is the her pulling in now? YES IT IS. RUN AWAY. 

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