Gumball's Diary

Gumball's Diary April 2

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make $721 in just two weeks. I mean, I probably haven't even made $7 in my entire life. Anyway, we are trying to come up with some crazy way to make the money. Darwin suggested we robbed a bank, but I think that would just be digging a bigger hole for us to get out of. I thought about becomeing a homeless preson and begging for money, but even the top homeless begging people only make about $50 a week, which isn't enough. Then I thought we could sell something, the problem was that we kinda wanted everything, but then I thought of something I didn't want, but it turns out you can't sell people, so Tobias is lucky. 

We were about to give up but then dad came up with a really good idea, which is kinda weird. He said we could get jobs. It was our last hope so we got jobs. We work at this place called The Lord's Shop, and it's basically a shop where you go to sell all your unwanted stuff. All we gotta do is sell the unwanted stuff to other poeple. So it's like the most boring job in the world. But it's good pay, something like $490 per week for both of us.

On a different and kinda weird note, I saw on the news yesterday that somebody told a joke that was so bad, the person died. I know, it's uber mega weird.