Gumball's Diary

Gumball's Diary Day 5

Day 5

You know how I said we were attacked by an angry mob, well what acually happened was they asked real nice if they could have money to fix the town. Luckly, one of dad's friends is a billionair so he had us covered. So everything is back to normal.

Yesterday, there was this big game or whatever called the 'Uber Bowl', and apparently it was Denver vs Seattle, and I didn't know what they were, I thought that they were people and it was a big UFC fight or whatever. It was really boring, but Darwin made me watch it. I can't believe like 300 million people in Amercia can sit and watch that for 4 hours and not die of boredom. 

When it finished, Darwin suggested we should go play it, but I'm not stupid, I wasn't gonna get tackled just for a ball, so we played the video game version instead. It's the only game Darwin can beat me at. Anyway, for some reason, after I had finished my rage, I heard someone at the door. It was Penny, asking if she could come in and play the game with us. So I let her in and got smashed by a girl. I didn't know girls were good at sports video games, but in my defence, she also beat Darwin.

He soon got bored and left me to loose to Penny over and over again. She taught me a few things and I started only loosing by 50 goals or points or whatever they call it, instead of loosing by 100 when I first started. I was planning on kissing Penny again, but when I was about to, someone else had to wreck it, Dad. I swear I need to get us on the moon so no one could stop me from kissing her. But even then, some sort of space monster would come out and wreck it for me.