roomies

episode 3

✧:*ೃ༄ episode 3 — bang tan boys .

"help!!"

"hello there"

eunji was startled by the seven males standing right behind her.

"how'd?...--" another screech heard from the girl's house.

"i need your help!..t-the-t.." "this is only like my second time in my whole life to ever talk to such good looking males wow," eunji wasn't able to think straight.

"yes? what is it?.." yoongi asks.

"m-my roommates are fighting!.."

the boys gave each other devilish smirks, then ran, grabbing eunji's hand in the process, "did i just have a fucking heart attack why're his hands softer than my breast" she thought as they ran into the girl's household.

"oH MY GOD THEY FIGHTIN GOGOGOGO BEAT H--"

"taehyung-ah! dON'T ENCOURAGE THEM." jin yells as he smacks him.

"OOHO MALES." hyejeong screeches, putting the camera on them.

"hOOEOEMY--" chohee's eyes widen, her freezing as she is now being lifted off the floor.

"gET YO HANDS OFF ME SHE GOT THE LAST PUNCH THAT IS NOT OK." sohyun screeches as she tries to kick jimin and taehyung off of her.

"hey miss..um is your uh.." jin approaches jiae as she is still groaning, hands covering her vagina.

"tHAT BITCH STABBED MY PUTHY"

"oh"

"i've never been carried before," chohee says, still mesmerized by her feet not touching the ground.

"Y'ALL CAN CARRY ME EVERYWHERE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. TO THE BED EVEN!" hyejeong screeches again as yoongi and namjoon laugh at their new neighbors.

eunji sighed in relief.

— ✧:*ೃ༄ —

the bangtan boys were seated on the couch opposite of the girls. a silent eunji, huffing jiae, smiley hyejeong, and sohyun and chohee with messed up faces and hairs.

"nice to meet you, i'm -- " sohyun punched chohee one last time while chohee's hung flung backwards, a wince escaping her mouth in the process. "look who goT THE LAST PUNCH NOW? me."

"mother fuck" chohee groaned, her hands resting on her nose. "--hyejeong" hyejeong completed with a creepy smile.

"cool it miss single all her life," jiae remarks.

"oh! that's who they are! the delivery guys, remember?" chohee says, blood still left at the corner of her mouth.

"you got a little blood rig--" - yoongi trying to assist.

"bATTLE SCARS."
- chohee yelling at the assisting yoongi.

"it ain't even a scar--"
- sohyun giving her some sass

"so y'all work as chicken delivery guys?" jiae asks.

"yes,"
- half the boys