A Hero's Journey

The Expelling

It was a month ago, in the city of Pou, Zach was trying out this new trick on his skateboard."Ok, kick, jump on principal 'Douche' car, ride the railing, swing around the flag pole and then a signature 360 flip over three desk. Not so hard right?", Zach wondered cautiously. Usually he is fearless but today Ashley, the girl he likes, was watching. "Aren't you worried about the risk of doing this?"Ashley asked worrily. Zach gave her a smirk and his favorite lucky chain then started the trick. In his head all he could have think about was impressing Ashley but couldn't shake the fear off. He jumped principal Matters car, rode the railing and swung around the pole. Now all he has to do was the 360 flip over the desks. With his heart beating faster than light, his head hurting and palms sweater than a gymnast shirt after a hard workout, he made the flip. As he pulled up on the applauding crowd, he realized that Ashley had left and left the chain by where he stopped. But just how he noticed her absence he didn't notice that the principal was watching the entire thing." You're in big trouble young man. "First you hung Mr. Jefferson's 'boxers' (coughing the words to hide it) up the flag pole.",principal Matters said."He deserved it, why yell at me for not doing homework during class time then get mad when I said get your no shape-up, cheesing hip,fat head."Zach said interrupting principal Matters ."Then you pantsed me in front of the superintendent. It took me a lot of butt kissing to get on her good side." Zach laughed then said"Oh yeah, you became more of a douche after that." With steam coming out of his ears and nose he started to calm down then started laughing."What's so funny",Zach wondered suspiciously." Since this is your third time getting suspended..........",principal Matters said with with a grin."You're EXPELLED!!!!!!"