January
Yes it's true.... I'm... In love with... Gregory.... Shut up! But come on I'm still not gay! I still read Hustler Magazine, Kate is still extremely attractive, and I just use my imagination to think Gregory is a woman. And before you ask, no, I haven't kissed him... Yet... I will! Believe me, I will! Just... Not yet.
Now that that's out of the way, Gregory and I got an invitation in the mail. We didn't know who it was from, but it came from the Queen's castle. I was the one who opened it and I immediately began to rip it.
"What's wrong?" Gregory asked.
"That bastard!" I yelled. "Jock wants to invite us to a party!"
"Jock......?" Gregory trailed off.
"We're not going!"
"But what if the Queen told him to apologize?"
"He can't change the fact he beat the living snot out of you! No matter how many times he apologizes!"
"Well... We were always taught in church to forgive and forget... Jesus forgave the Romans for whipping him."
"That's different!"
"How?"
"Jesus wasn't in love with the Romans! Jesus actually died for those peoples sins! You survived!"
"Oooh..."
"What?"
"Are you... Jealous... Of Jock?"
"What!? No! Why would I be jealous of him!? He has nothing on me!"
"You sound jealous."
"That's 'cause you're gay! You're supposed to think two boys fighting over you is hot!"
"What do you think is hot?"
"....... Hmmm.......... You and a play boy model fighting over me."
"Really!?"
"Look don't put too much thought in to it, anyway, we're not going and that's final!"
Gregory
We walked in to the castle ball room to see familiar faces mingling and drinking. I saw some of the victims who escaped the facility and some of the staff talking and hugging. Man the Queen does some great convincing.
"I don't even know you anymore." January grumbled.
"Shut up, at least after this we can sleep with Snuggle Hugging Bunny together." I shot.
"Gregory!?" I looked to see Fiddle, one of the older gay people who escaped, running over to me. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I could've sworn you were with us when we left!"
"Oh, it's fine! Besides I'm actually grateful I couldn't get out, 'cause if I did I would never have met January."
"Is this your partner?"
"Uh........ Are you?" I looked at January. He looked from me to to Fiddle then back at me.
".......... Does it count if all I do is admit to liking him?" January asked.
"No." Fiddle answered.
"Then no not yet."
"Oooh, not yet, how kinky!"
"Wait, what!?"
"Nothing, I think I see the Queen, let's go!" I interrupted pushing January away to the punch bowl.
"What do I have to do exactly?" January asked.
"What?"
"You know... To be... Your partner?"
