Normal girls say pink, I say black
Both are beautiful colours, really. I love black, but just because someone doesn't like the same color as I do doesn't make them any less awesome.
Normal girls want pretty purses, I want cool backpacks
Just because they have a different fashion sense than you do doesn't make her any less. Your backpacks are awesome, and so are her purses
Normal girls fancy real boys, I fancy fictional boys
Normal girls watch TV, I never watch TV
Normal girls want to date the most attractive ones, I want to date no one
Dating someone just because of their looks are pretty shallow, I've gotta say. But your romantic attraction/experience/desires don't make you any better than her.
Normal girls wear skirts to be noticed, I stick a dozen pens and pencils in my hair to be noticed
No no hun you got it all wrong. The majority of girls wear skirts because they like it. Not because they want attention. Almost all girls I know do things just to please themselves
Normal girls are cheerleaders, I am a knight
Nothing wrong with being a cheerleader or a knight. Cheerleaders are people who support the team behind the spotlight and that's pretty amazing
Normal girls are damsels in distress, I am the one who saves the day
First of all you ain't no saint, you are just a girl who likes shaming other girls. You're not the one who saves the day. You can't save someone with hate. You know she doesn't need anyone to save her, neither do you.
Normal girls say I'm weird, I say i'm the leader of weirdos!
Normal girls want to marry princes, I want to marry someone nonexistent
Normal girls would hate this,
Any normal person who's not a misogynist would hate it, to be honest
girls like me would copy and paste this.
Yea internalized misogynists will.
Who else is a weirdo?
You're not a weirdo, you're a misogynist. Your preconceived ideas of what it meant to be a "normal girl" are simply false. Stop hating on people of the same gender so you can feel like a special snowflake. There's nothing wrong with being a feminine girl, let people be who they are.
