babysitting egg kid

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Ok so yesterday was weird

I stayed home from school bc I slept through all 7 of my alarms.

I'm not proud of myself

Anywho this nice lady asked me to babysit, and I was like heck yeh

So I went over there and the baby had to be put to bed and everything so I d ID put it to bed

and one of her kids has like OCD and adhd so like yeah I can relate

But he's also very texture sensitive. Meaning for him, eating mashed potatoes, he will throw up immediately.

I D O N T D O N T D O N T DO THROWUP.

But he didn't throw up he just crapped his pants twice we're all good.

And then he got a little weird

Being a supernatural fan comes with its perks, and its flaws, like if anything weird happens to a person. You immediately assume they're possessed or smthn

s O this kid started crawlin in circles at the SPEED OF FRICKEN SOUND FOR A SOLID TWO MINUTES

And then he stood up, walked to the fridge and grabbed an egg. And handed it to me. And every time I'd put it back he'd get it out again.

Babysitting for multiple people has made me realize something

I don't want kids.

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