School LYF An Ereri Highschool Crack Fic

Chap 1

Hi! I am Eren Jeager! And I am a sophomore student at Titan high. I live with my best friend Armin and his grampa. I am afraid I do not remember where I came from nor who my parents are, for I have a bit of memory loss. Armin's gramps told me that he had found me in Germany alone in a murder scene asleep when I was 10. He was on a trip at the time and heard a kid sobbing, he could not find where I had came from and assumed that my parents where one of the people that had not survived. So he took me in. I'm not sure if that is the truth though because he seems to joke a lot.
How could I have remembered that he told me this? Well that's what this diary is for!  
     Now I am 15 years old and today is the last day of summer. I decided to start a diary of this year for my entertainment and memory for this year.  I will talk about more personal things farther in the book, maybe some drama that might occur everyday for me. I promise nothing will be truly boring because I always seem to do something that whacks me out of my normal schedule. Especially for the first day, so hold on tight because this is going to be one heck of a roller coaster.
           
                              Erens POV
      
        I sigh as I end off my first page of my diary. I then re-read it. It seemed as if I was talking to somebody other than myself. This was just for my future self. I didn't change it though, I liked it like it how it was, plus, I was too lazy to start over.

          I headed to my bed to take a nap, I had been helping Armin and his Gramps with gardening, but when I thought a pipe was a tree root, I broke it with my shovel and started a small flood. Thus, I have been secluded from the gardening group and sent home to tidy up. Also when  I got home,I wanted some company, so I looked for the cat named Polo. While looking, I didn't notice the white tail below and stepped on it, the screech caught my attention and I witnessed the cat bolting away  from me.   "Wait! I'm so sorry!"I exclaimed " let me love youuu!"    Sadly, the cat jumped through the cat door and was officially gone.

    "Well," I said," there goes my company"
And now I am moping alone in my room, I tried to make it seem like I was having a good day in my diary so it would seem like a great start.     
   I now drifted off to sleep.

"Hey Eren wake up!" The disturbing sound that cut through my peaceful sleep. But to add to it I could feel hands shaking me awake, I tried to ignore it but it just kept on going. So I groaned and tried to motion it away, by twitching my hand of course, my lazy attempt was a failure. So, I groaned louder and rolled over to get it to stop. Little did I know that I was at the very side of the bed, and I had hit head first into the ground. That sure woke me up and the first words of my surrender to waking up was a mumble of, " mission failed."
"What?" The annoying high voiced intruder responded.

I was now half hanging off my bed. I moved my face up a little from the ground to see a Armin, trying to contain his laughter. I was so confused, 'where am I, who am I?' I thought for a while, but then I thought,' wait is it the first day of school!' My eyes widened and I struggled trying to get out of my blankets grasp, I looked like a merman trying to swim in land. This caused Armin to laugh more, 'curse that strange blond coconut head!'

I decided to stop squirming and ask him," Armin! What time is it!!" Armin attempted to stop laughing, but he couldn't, so he said between laughs,"Eren, haha, its only-hahaha- its only 7:00, and-wheeze-and you need to eat y-your dinner-r!!"

"Oh, so it's not tommorow?" I asked.

"N-no," he wheezed

"Ok," I answered, kinda disappointed but still relieved," I'll be down in a bit then."

Armin was still clutching his stomach, "o-okay, are you sure you, um, c-can!"

"Just get out!" I told him, he wobbled out still chuckling.

I stood still looking at the now closed door, then I looked down at myself. Another challenge to complete.

time skip > >

Now at the dinner table, eating, I was the only one at the table at the time. I looked lonely, Armin and his gramps had even asked if I was ok. Does my neutral face look sad? I was not lonely, in fact I had a lot of thought on my mind, I was thinking of the top two students in my school, Titan high, the Ackermans. They were soooo cool, there was Mikasa Ackerman, who was pretty, she had short black hair, and almost always had a straight face, she wears a lot of dark clothing with that old red scarf I had given her when I was 11, I remember this because for 3 years she would not stop talking about it. She did that so I wouldn't forget, she is very clingy. Mikasa is one of my best friends, she is also Armins. She is practically a sister to us both. She would protect us both whenever we needed.

Levi Ackerman on the other hand is a higher level. He is hot, and he may be short but nobody ever dares to point that out. He also has short black hair but it's in a undercut, and also wore dark clothing, like really hot. He always kept a straight face, for he remains mysterious, and hot. He unfortunately does not talk a lot with people, he mostly hangs around with his squad, which is kinda hot too. We call it the Captain Levi squad, but lately it's shrinking, 4 of them have moved away, leaving him with Hanji, Mike, and Erwin. Some of them come by at times because they live not too far. I try to talk to him sometimes but something always gets in my way, like Jean, oh and don't even get me started on Jean, that horse face, he'll probably try to mess up my first day of school, as always! Well guess what Jean that will not happen this time! The tables will soon be turned! Just you wait! I will- um hold up my train of thoughts have crashed.

"Um Eren?" I looked up from my plate not knowing of the vengeful face I was making. This scared Armin. He had looked back to his book and pretended that he said nothing. I stopped and looked at my now empty plate, I seemed to be thoughtlessly eating, I didn't even know that I was eating a fork full of nothing. I got up and rinsed the plate off. Then headed upstairs to my room for my rest of the night sleep.

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Ahaha!! I finished! Yay! First chapter~ I hoped it caught your interest! Was it funny? That is what I am aiming for in this fic. Do tell me which part you thought was funny!