School LYF An Ereri Highschool Crack Fic

Chap 2

I had awoken to the screeching sound of my alarm clock, it was supposed to be set to peaceful. It was then that the thought of what today was had Jolted me awake.
   "Oh ma god it's taco Tuesday!!!" I yelled.
I got up and changed for my day clothes, dark blue jeans (ugh Jean) and a taco shirt.
    Heading downstairs I noticed two backpacks by the door and Armin talked to his gramps.
        "Hey Armin!" I said as I sat down on a stool of the table, I was relaxed this morning.
        "You seem pretty calm there Eren," Armin's gramps explained.
          "Yeah you do, you do know it's the first day of school right?" Armin questioned.
          I took a minute to process it. Thinking about the question thrown at me, then it hit me.
         "SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!!!!!" I yelled as I rushed about the house gathering my things I needed for school.
        I came back to the front door to see Armin waiting for me. He opened the door and let me out first, saying his goodbye to his gramps.
        I walked as fast as I could, I was very tempted to run, but I couldn't leave my friend Armin behind. So instead I encouraged him to walk faster.
      "Armin!! We have got to go faster. You idiot! Did you just go slower!! Why are you doing this!" I yelled to him.
     I swear I heard him laugh. It honestly was cute. But CUTE WAS NOT GOING TO GET US ANYWHERE!!
It took me the will to start pushing Armin from behind to get there in time. I was hardcore on getting to class early. And I would of done that if I didn't see that majestic creature. It was him, Levi Ackerman. He was walking with Mikasa. So happens Mikasa is my bestie, and of course I want to greet my bestie on the first day of school in the morning.
I turned to Armin and pointed to Mikasa and said," hey look Armin! It's Mikasa! Let's go up to her!" So we trotted up the Ackermans to say hi, And DAMMIT I SHOULDN'T OF CALLED THE HORSE GODS CUZ LOOK WHOS HERE.
With that very similar horse face sneering at me he then looked to Mikasa and neighed, "hey Mikasa! Great to see you on the first day of school, hah?!"
Not only that he got the first greeting of the day but he also took the exact words I was gonna say, that BIT€*. I scowled at the centaur. I would of gone on about how much I hate Jean but a blinding godly light came upon us. Freckled Jesus, it was Marco. A breath of relief came from me as he escorted Jean away to wherever. I look back to the others to find out they are walking away from me. I jog up to them and notice that it was only Mikasa and Armin, Levi had left.

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DAMN

Time skip > >
I need to pee, said author. Will be back shortly.
K ima back.
                 Time skip to 1st class   >   >
    As I entered my first class, which was History, I swear my heart exploded. It's so obvious but Levi was there, in the back, sitting, I think listening to Hanji talking?! I was so excited, I also found out that my two friends Mikasa and Armin are in the same class!! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!! Yuuuuuusssssshhhh!! But my happiness slightly cracked when I saw a Fucked Up Horse show up in the doorway smiling like the ass he is. I was so tempted to yell 'FIGHT ME' out loud to him and get into a fight but Mikasa pulled me away before I could do anything. She sat down at the side of the classroom with Armin in front of him and I chose to sit beside her. I cursed realizing that Hanji was beside me and that Levi is also diagonal behind me so I can't look at him without it being noticeable. But I was still pleased that he was around me. 
      Pixis the History teacher walked into the classroom. I he seemed like he was drunk half the time during class and his smiling got kinda creepier during class. To distract myself from the boring lesson of rules we already know, I started wondering how I could attempt to talk to Levi. Maybe I can pass a note to him through Hanji. No, she would do something crazy and embarrass me. Hanji is an outgoing person, she is easy to talk to, she could go on and on about her science. I found it interesting at first and decided that it was a good way to get to know some of Levi's friends. The conversation seemed like it was gonna be a short nice summary about one of her experiments and it caught my interest, but then it went on, and on, until it was really dark and we started to walk each other to our houses, she still talked when we were walking. It took forever. I promised to not do that again.
      I felt a tap on my shoulder from behind me. I froze. OH NO. It was Hanji, I was kinda scared that she was gonna go out on another story, but then it turned out it was just a greeting.
     She said in a whisper, "hey Eren! Do you remember me?! It's Hanji!" I nodded. She continued,"that's great! How'd your summer go?!"
I smiled to her and chucked a bit, " it was pretty crazy, nothing goes normal for me"
She laughed at my comment and replied, "as expected, I'd have to say things were the same for me. I love to talk about it during lunch! Do you think you could come visit our table today?!"
I smiling nicely on the outside but on the inside I was SCREAMING, SHOOK, FANBOYING. That means I can sit with Levi!! I nodded my head violently. We continued talking until the bell rang and scared the crap out of me. I headed to my other classes which did not have Levi in it but I was still happy because others I knew where there.

Time skip to lunch > >

I was so SHOOK right now I tripped about five times over nothing.
I had asked Armin and Mikasa if I could sit somewhere else for today, Mikasa was hesitant but when Armin agreed she seemed to go along with it.
I pretty much hopped to Hanji's table. I sat next to Hanji. Mike sat next to me and sniffed me, and after smiled, kinda creepy. Levi and Erwin sat on the other side. I felt out of place, pretty much unwanted. To kinda take me out of that state, Hanji started talking.
"Hey so today I brought Eren as you could see," she gestured toward me, then continued, "he's a good friend of mine that I wanted to talk to about this summer!"
They looked at me, each giving a different expression, Mike smirked, Erwin smiled sweetly, and Levi glared. I could barely look at Levi though. I was too embarrassed over the fact that he was looking at me. I blushed and looked off to the side. 
     Levi then spoke up,"Hanji, the first fucking day, can you not bring some random ass person here, it's annoying."
     I gulped.
     Hanji immediately replied,"Awwwe, Levi! Your being rough on both me and Eren, that's so harsh."
      "Honestly it's hard enough having you here, I don't need some random ass brat being here," Levi shot back.
      "Hey, he's not like those other assholes in the school! He's really nice to talk to too~," Hanji defended. 
     Levi sighed, a bit defeated. Hanji proceeded to go on by talking to me about our summer.

-> Time Skip
Hanji had went on and on about her summer, mostly about experimental things she did with with random animals that I don't even know how she got a hold of, and could've gone longer if it wasn't for Mike pointing out that I need time to talk about my summer story. I had talked about how I had gone to a fair and one of their Farris wheels had gotten stuck for an hour, I made sure to empathize Armin's reaction. I summed up my bad luck on the important days and almost everybody at the table laughed. Everybody had laughed at my misfortune except for Levi, he's too cool for that I guess. But Damn how much I wanted to see him laugh for once, to smile, even if it's not me.... wow. That... got depressing. I try not to be depressing, that's a bad sign, I don't want to make things worse. I will be the Kofuku of the situation. (Sorry I got to add the Noragami reference there. (; )
Unfortunately right when I was about to finish up my story with what had happened on the last day of summer, the bell had rang. Again, scarring the crap out of me. And it was a little strange as to which everyone at the table had left straight away without a word. Not even a bye... a little strange but I could get used to it.
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That's it for this chappie. No further explanation...

Btw I want Eren to seem like a person that wants to be kinda positive all the time. And at some point to just break down from pressure...

Ok, well ... um, bye.